Thursday, December 3, 2009
Best Double Entendre of the Year
"Tiger Woods continues to have problems with his putz." -- MSNBC's Keith Olbermann on last night's "Countdown" opening intro. Keith's #1 story last night was a pun-fest at Woods' expense ("birdies," "sand traps," etc.). Stories of his multiple affairs (two confirmed, one denied) are blossoming.
Why Woods believed he could escape the publicity stemming from his car accident is beyond us. As with many celebrities, Woods must have arrogantly assumed that he was entitled to, and could get away with, his infidelities because. . .well because he's Tiger Woods, golfer and billionaire endorser. (Why Woods would even think about messing around is also a mystery -- his wife's photo above is exhibit A in his insanity trial).
(photo: Playing those extra holes has been hard-on Tiger)