Saturday, February 21, 2009
An Endorsement Worth Its Weight in Manatee
Fux News/ABC Radio hot gas vent Sean "Manatee" Hannity had some great investment advice for all his loyal sheep listeners: invest in Stanford gold! Yes (as we first heard on Olbermann), Manatee has flogged for Madoff wannabe Allen "It's Gold, Allen, Gold!" Stanford's coins and bullion group, throwing his, um, weight behind the con man's venture. We hope Manatee put his money where his big mouth is and invested heavily in Stanford's various get- rich- quick schemes. "Oh, Manatee, there's already a queue forming in front of Stanford's off-shore bank, so you'd better hurry and get in line so you, too, can get pennies back on your dollar!"
(Photo: Manatee Hannity telling prospective investors how high a pile of money they'll make by trusting his financial advice.)